When You Decide To Do Hammer & Chisel

26 Things That Happen When You Decide To Do The Hammer & Chisel Program

You’ll get strong. You’ll be sore but You’ll feel as if you can conquer the world.

 

 

You’ve been thinking about working out for YEARS and thanks to Hammer & Chisel you finally get a plan down!

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1. You rush to tell your friends about this grand plan.

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2. And your friends are like whaaa??

 

3.You can totally tell they’re trying hard not to laugh at you but you think, “I’ll show them!”

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4. You pop the DVD in and Sagi asks,

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5. And your reaction is a resounding fist pump

 

6. All the while daydreaming that at the end of Hammer & Chisel you’ll be able to do this.

 

7. You start the warm-up and within two minutes of the first exercise you realize:

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YOU ARE NOT AS STRONG AS YOU THINK

 

8. Now you’re thinking a treadmill sounds nice…

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9. You enlist your friends to psych yourself up….

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10. When that doesn’t happen you decide to self motivate.

 

 

11. By the end of the workout all you feel is this:

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12. And this:

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13. The thought of tomorrow’s workout is so traumatizing that you can’t stop shaking.

 

14. When you wake up the next morning you decide to make it easier:

 

15. but realize you’ll never get Chiseled that way

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16. So you press play again

 

17. And within two weeks you’ve got a rhythm going.

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18.It’s still hard but at least you only fall and trip in the privacy of your own home.

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19. You begin to talk like Sagi and call everyone around you a Beast

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20. You’ve been at it for five weeks now and you consider yourself pro.

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21. Which makes you the authority on introducing all your non-exercising friends to it.

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22. Their reaction turns to this….

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23. That makes you do this…..

 

24. And you welcome them to your Beachbody fueled cult.

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25. You manage to get so many people to do Hammer & Chisel that it dawns on you that you have enough people to help you take over the world.

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26. That makes you do this:

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WHAT’S INCLUDED IN THE MASTER’S HAMMER AND CHISEL CHALLENGE PACK?

12 workouts on 6 DVDs

A set of 7 portion-control containers and a shaker cup

The Master’s Hammer and Chisel Program and Nutrition Guide

Quick-Start Guide

60-Day Calendar

30-Day Supply Shakeology

Free 30-Day Premium Club Membership including access to live streaming via Beachbody On-Demand

Access to my Test Group starting June 4th

Me as your FREE coach!

2 bonus workouts: 10 Min Ab Hammer and 10 Min Ab Chisel

There is also The Master’s Hammer and Chisel Performance Pack that contains everything listed above, but instead of Shakeology, you can get your first 30-day supply of Beachbody Performance Energize and Beachbody Performance Recover.